All Symptoms Point to Yes

I've been waking up married for about a week now. I think it might be chronic.
Symptoms:
Lovey-doveyness between self and partner
Occasional moments of shock and panic
Hearty social approval from acquaintances and strangers
Strange object stuck on ring finger. May be inoperable.

Fortunately our quality of life should remain high, provided we follow regular treatments to make sure it does not lead to any of its common complications, such as pregnancy.